the lady with the hole in her stocking ([info]steph99) wrote,
@ 2008-03-06 22:46:00
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Entry tags:blink, clusterfuck, environmental toxicology, freestyle, just say no, nom, oh snap, risk assessment, safety third, weird

When Sweet and Savory Attack
As highlighted by the Paula Deen Is Trying To Kill Us series, a bacon burger with a fried egg served on glazed donuts. Not forgetting the vegetarian version on whole wheat Krispy Kreme, a brand name that I find confoundingly oxymoronic. NB: This dish was prepared to comply with a Lenten sacrifice!!! All glory to the most high!

Also, fried butter balls.

Also, as seen on Ellen, VELVEETA FUDGE BALLS DIPPED IN CARAMEL, WHITE CHOCOLATE, AND PEANUTS. There is some slightly suggestive, slightly funny banter that is worth 45 seconds of your day. But the real money shot is in the comments:

"Would velveeta light combined with splenda and half the amount of chocolate make a difference? I'm fat enough as it is already..."




LATE BREAKING NEWS aka Comments are Comedy Gold...

And apparently Velveeta fudge is an old recipe. Wow.

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[info]substitute
2008-03-07 06:06 am UTC (link)
The horror of [info]found_recipes has not ended, clearly.

I'd seen the deenburger, but lent? vegetarian version? WHOLE WHEAT KRISPY KREME?

Bring back the jello mold salad and the squishy casserole!

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[info]steph99
2008-03-07 02:28 pm UTC (link)
WHOAH. I'd never seen that before! Thank you! I obviously haven't begun to mine the treasures available via lj. I was just looking for a tasty compote. :-( Reminds me of the time a co-worker's daughter was looking for field hockey equipment and tried a few sites, like modells.com, sportsauthority.com, dicks.com...

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I feel it is time I shared this
[info]crowyhead
2008-03-07 06:46 am UTC (link)
You can make it using facon!
http://www.instructables.com/id/Chocolate-Bacon/?ALLSTEPS

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Re: I feel it is time I shared this
[info]steph99
2008-03-07 02:29 pm UTC (link)
Western Civilization...it seemed like such a good idea at the time. :-(

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fuggin' grosss!!!
[info]xentropyx
2008-03-07 07:11 am UTC (link)
hahaha almost as hilarious as your actual post is your tag listing for this entry.

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[info]2a
2008-03-09 09:53 pm UTC (link)
JINX fo' real

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